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How you living?

Comical Radio!

With Danny off selling out concerts and eating guiness on tour,  Lobell 2.0 came in fill the void while PJ DeBoy visited the studio. How did it go?

PJ discussed his real life sex scene with his real life boyfriend in the movie "Shortbus" and then was subjected to an hour of "Ask the token gay guy in the studio."  Why these questions weren't asked privately and off-air to our then drooling homeless gay intern, Brian, we don't know, but here is what was learned:

All gay men meet each other in a secret dungeon behind the Gristedes.

All gay men are given cars by their fathers whether or not they graduate college.

All gay men are from Canada.

Comical Radio had its first day back after the hiatus, and it was a guest storm.  Here's the breakdown:

Dante Nero called in and we learned:
1) He likes his meat with a little bit of seasoning (Ladies, don't take a shower after you go jogging)
2) Lisa Lampanelli should have a cut of meat named after her sagging breasts
3) Danny hits on everyone in Dante's family as a matter of course, Dante hit on Myka

Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili of "Keith and the GIrl" podcast came in and this happened:
1)They broke down where Danny went wrong with three 19 year olds in Scottland (He was cock-blocked by macaroni and cheese)
2) They propositioned Myka for a threesome
3) Everyone on craigslist has AIDS

Joey Kola came into the studio wearing a dapper vest and red tie:
1) He has a headshot of himself with a cigarette even though he doesn't smoke

Paul Giamatti!  Emo Philips!  What the Fuck???

Paul Giamatti appeared in the flesh at Comical Radio studios today. The switchboard was overwhelmed with calls.  What did everyone want to know about the greatest working American actor?

Caller 1: Paul Giamatti? How did Comical Radio get you to come into their stupid show?
Caller 2: Hey, Paul. Big Fan. Why are you doing this radio show?
Caller 3: Is this really Paul Giamatti, or is Danny making the Crew take detailed notes on American Splendor again?

He really came! And despite being an heir to the Illuminati, Skull and Bones legacy, soon to be buried with the signers of the Declaration of Independance elitist, he was actually extremely accessible and friendly.  Here is some of what Danny and the Crew learned through their rigorous interview process:

Amazing show today folks!  The crew was missing 2 of its members in David Kasten and Myka Fox, but Senior News Correspondent Andrew Schulz stood in and picked up the slack.  The show was packed with National headliner guests.  The first guest was Joe DeRosa who came to plug his Comedy Central Presents airing tonight.  The crew riffed with Joe about his fear of death.

Superbowl Fever! Grab your friend's sister's boobs on two. Hut! Hut! Comical Radio Blog

How does it feel to have Extreme Makeover come to you and ask if they can perform almost $100K worth of surgery on your face? Comical Radio was joined in the studio today by comedy legend Steve Mittleman and his brand new face.  Besides the Da Vinci veneers at 3 grand a pop, his most noticeable change was from rhinoplasty where the doctors trimmed his nose from orthodox to conservative Judaism.