The Secret Tapes of Abraham Lincoln Finally Revealed!

Today was another exciting day in the studio at Comical Radio. It began with a tall stranger entering our premises with a didjeridoo in hand. Mike Fisher, a man that Danny found in the Subway, came on air to play some muffled tunes a la Australian Summer Olympics. Chris Iacono, completely out-staged, was not pleased with any of this, an emotion that can be summarized in one word: didjeridon't.

Joe Mande, the creator of "Look at This Fucking Hipster", interrupted this recording session to promote his recent book of the same name. Due to the book's great success, the website became completely invaluable and was donated to Danny Lobell without a second thought. It's alright though, Joe Mande's immeasurable wealth remains intact and can be measured by his two Casio watches.

Adam Lowitt then joined us to wrongly assume that Danny Lobell would be a decent actor. Chris Iacono, Adam's less-successful doppelganger, has accurately copied his exact hairstyle. At least being bald is low-maintenance.

Jesse Joyce, our 4th guest of the day, is soon to be married but only dates waitresses. Please don't post that on craigslist.
Jesse stayed on through the Carlin Call in with Kelly Carlin, who discussed what makes a great marriage and suggested several titles for Jesse's new CD.