Spousal Abuse + Eggs = Respect

Things we learned today: Chris lives in a Voodoo basement from a 60's movie, and his grandmother curses everything African. Danny claims pot in Africa is better than good ole' American homegrown. Danny cheated a poor restaurant out of three weeks worth of meat, and didn't even get a prize. Jagermiester tastes awful in any hemisphere. Chris's sponsored african child is getting rich off his dimes. And Danny wants naked pictures of her. It's a fair trade. Kosher cows complain too much. Spousal abuse + eggs = Respect India replaces Labor Day with child Labor Day