What's happens in Vegas takes a month to tell

Danny is out to Africa dying of malaria which means the giant groove in the hosting chair was filled by Chris Iacono. Finally, Chrissy boy gets a chance to talk about his trip to Las Vegas. Prostitutes. Craps. Double Downs. Double Downs: Guest Host Dan St. Germain fills in for Chris (who is filling in for Danny) recalls a late night KFC run in with Myka Fox who attempted to work bits on a broken hearted comic crying into slices of bacon wrapped in cheese and two chicken breasts. Timing is everything. Timing is everything: Mike Rogan gets booked on the show and doesn’t know why. He runs a moderately tolerable room a few nights a week at the village lantern, but hey, someone has to come in while Danny is telling apartheid jokes to racists. The job suits the employee. The job suits the employee: Guest Kevin Bartini has trouble getting into the studio because the security guard takes his job too seriously. Bartini argues this incident is an example of why the welfare program should continue: to keep incompetent people at home watching mindless daytime TV where they belong. The show ended abruptly when a comet crashed into the studio and killed off the entire human population.