Aries Spears

Aries Spears called in next, the second missed opportunity for him to appear live in the studio. His interview was spent explaining his first absence... he had to appear in court to defend himself on a sexual harassment suit. Apparently women do not like to have their titties high-fived. Unlike the affronted woman, Spears got off and is fortunately free of all charges. Kasten then solicited him to play the "Black Mass" in "The Bleach." Aries claimed this role was completely racist, we expect his full support when it comes time to shoot his scene. Finally, Doug Benson came in and politely tolerated Kasten's tirade against all VH1 talking heads shows before advising him that he would get laid more if he dropped the hatred. The 2006 High Times "Stoner of the Year" was invited to stick around for a post-interview smoke, but he declined to spend a few more hours getting lost with his driver. The show wrapped with the Kasten Minute: Johnny Cougar Melloncamp sucks.