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Comical Radio SAT prep!
Danny began the long overdue competition between Chris Iacono and David Kasten to determine who was the more valuable Comical Radio Crew Member. The first test? Vocabulary. David Kasten was the winner of this important event. Test yourself on your vocabulary as well as Comical Radio trivia by choosing which Comical Radio Member would most accurately complete the sentences below.
(HINT: Comical Radio Members are Danny Lobell, Chris Iacono, David Kasten, and Myka Fox)
1) _______________ enters most parties with trepidation due to a self-proclaimed social retardation born of a humiliating childhood.
2) Although the conspiracy may seem incredulous, ____________ is certain that the illuminati control the government.
3) ____________ knows and understands the word "prognisticate" from having watched the movie "Groundhog Day" too many times
4) Despite the protests, _______________ can often be found delivering incessant sermons that sixteen-year-old girls are adequate sexual partners.
5) An “Oily Lasagna Machine” is a euphemism for _________________
6) Although ____________ believes himself to be innocuous, many sushi restaurant managers find him to be obstreperous when he is confused with “Mr. Kevin.”
How did you do? Answers at the bottom of blog.

BRIAN HALEY came in, stole Myka's pen, pushed a surprising anti-Renaissance Fair agenda, and told the crew some saucy tales of his work with film icons. Apparently, Clint Eastwood is not amused when you try to guess his real age while working out at the gym. Afterwards, Haley commented that the trouble with starting out in comedy during the 80's was that people became famous before they were ready. Danny was quick to point out that it was much better than the alternative, where many comics can work for years and still live with a bunch of roaches and a man that looks like he is made of teeth.