Godfrey

A question to Comical Radio Fans: What do you do when you go to an engagement party and break a lawn chair due to your incredible fatness? If you’re Danny Lobell, you break ANOTHER chair with your incredible fatness and dispose of the evidence by tossing chair remains over the fence as neighbors watch on with disgust. It was these events that lead Danny to admit on air today that he has gone from “Party Fat” to “Destructively Fat.” Welcome to the dark side of fat, Danny, and don’t worry, dark is supposed to be very slimming.

First guest on the show today was Godfrey who timed his entrance perfectly with a call from Dylan Gadino, on the phone with another sex-charged Punchline Update. In the News: Craig Robinson was busted for “possession of meth”, or as Godfrey observed, his infraction was “driving while black.” Dylan continued saying that Russell Crow has been selected to play the role of Bill Hicks in the movie about his life. Everyone agreed the actor was a poor choice, and Myka noted that they should have brought in DennisLeary instead due to his stealing of Hick’s material pre-humously. The rest of the update was blighted by the electricity that Godfrey brought into the room, which included details about his hot sneakers and impressions of actors he wants to work into his act. The noise level was reminiscent of Pablo Francisco’s time in th studio and Danny vowed to have them on together for an epic noise-splosion (not his words.)