Pat cooper

Whole. E. Shit. Pat Cooper.

Pat Cooper came into Comical Radio today and taught the crew everything there is to know about life and comedy in under an hour. Let’s take it point by point.

Death - No one is taking it seriously enough. It is going to happen.
Sam Kinison - His whole career was yelling. He was too weak to control his weaknesses.
Sauce - Always dip your bread in the sauce.
George Carlin - Never picked up a check.
Don Rickles - Has a man dressing him. Should just give up.
Shelly Berman - Blew his career.
Shirley McClain - Don’t print your name in her crotch.
Comedians - don’t hang out with them, they don’t have any balls.
Writing - He tears up anything he bothers to write down.
Drew Carey - Give him a lot of shit because he can take it.
Martin Scorsese - Disrespectful. Makes people wait in his vestibule.
Jackie Gleason - Couldn’t do stand up. Did what he wanted.
Italian Women - Don’t feed them soup because their neck moves too much.
Jews - Take chances. Fuck young chicks. Schedule being “tough guys” over lunch.
Nancy Pelosi - Save the planet? Save your face!
McCain - Going to win big. Grow up!
Cookies - Milk! Cookies! Milk!
Bill Cosby - Told people not to tip their wait staff.
Sinatra - Takes the knives away from butchers.
Kids with Violins - It Ain’t Cute!
Comedy - Don’t play games with it. Greatest gift in the world.

And now, the other details. The show opened with Death-Texter LaMott Jackson, comedian photographer in to talk about how he did not grow up in Louisiana. Also on were Impresario Luigi Babe and semi-pro tard, Rhymin Roman. Check out their crazy pre-interviews below.