Ralphie May and Brian Posehn

RALPHIE MAY came in and delivered some much-needed dating advice to David Kasten and Danny Lobell.
Advice for Kasten:
1.Put the anger in your back pocket
2.Stop Talking
3.Date a Puerto Rican
Advice for Lobell:
1.Go for women in wintertime when they feel uncomfortable about their weight gain
2.Remove all facial hair, it does not hide fat
3.Don't buy a drink for a woman before midnight, she won't go home with you
4.Have a picnic at a museum for a cheap date
5.Have heart
6.Don't be picky, stupid!
BRIAN POSEHN called in and discussed his nerd boner for events in the comic book world, including his own book “Science Projects.” Danny tried to identify with him citing his excitement for American Splendor but Posehn was not in line, he prefers more of a fantasy world and does not need extra insight into the life of a depressed guy who masturbates a lot. He also discussed his work on the Comedy Central roasts, which seemed ironic because roasting is usually what he does after a show. Posehn and May both admitted they enjoy smoking free joints given to them by audience members, which incited Myka's inner junkie. How could she get in on the action? Posehn's true but unhelpful advice: If you want free weed, say so on TV.
PUNCHLINE UPDATE Dylan Gadino called into relate the news. Most disturbing, controversial Russel Brand has signed on to remake the film “Arthur.” Ralphie May agreed with Myka that this was a thoroughly offensive notion, and went on to argue that Steve Martin should kill himself.
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ANSWERS: 1. Myka Fox 2. Chris Iacono 3. Myka Fox 4.David Kasten 5. Chris Iacono (we would also have accepted Danny) 6. Danny Lobell.