Sammy The Frenchman

Sacre blue! Visiting French comedian Sami Lebllrkamocsdc came into the studio and announced he was shocked at how many American comedians do not get paid for their efforts. Then he said that there were comedians in France who made their living by stealing Seinfeld’s and Eddie Murphy’s jokes and translating them into French. That’s like if a man cheated on his wife and then acted shocked to find that all the condoms had been used.
Tony Woods. He called in after flying through a hurricane and losing his luggage. What does he know?
1. Comedy is different in Asia because the people are shorter and he feels taller.
2. SHIT is an acronym for something, (we would disclose this information but the airport loudspeaker overpowered him).
3. Joking around with the dentist will take away their “Cloud of Funkiness.”
4. Priests touch little kids because they are sick of hearing other people’s problems
5. Tell the audience at Def Jam, “If you boo me, the show is over.”