The Sklar Brothers

Dear Listeners, thank you. You are logging on in such great numbers that we have exceeded our bandwidth and are being forced to upgrade to keep up with demand. So, if you are having trouble, just keep trying and we will remedy this as soon as possible. If you were lucky enough to hear the show today you learned some important shit. If not, this is what you missed: Last night was Katy's going away party and roast, it turned out to be commensurate with her time on the radio.... she was the only reason to be there, everyone was inebriated, and it inspired a near-homicide. Fight things first- Pauly Confusion, an almost comic whose need for attention exceeds his lack of talent outdid himself last night as he hounded Kasten about his disabled sister. It is unclear what outcome Confusion was looking for, but the one he got was a sedate warning from Kasten that was "part threatening and part begging" for Pauly to give it up. When that failed, Kasten calmly removed his glasses and gold watch, then lunged for Pauly's throat and screamed to the point of ripping his vocal chords "I'm going to kill you!" much like a bear would if it were a human. Kasten pulled Confusion's head out the window by the neck, an act that without Chris Iacono's intervention would have led to a five-story fall to his death. The events were detailed extensively on the show today, so stay tuned for Pauly Confusion's take on the episode when he comes on the radio to give his rebuttal and beg for air-time despite the possibility of Kasten making good on his murder threat. Andrew Schulz came on today for "The Woman Whisperer" to address Greg the Intern's issues with his girlfriend's inability to orgasm. It was decided that Greg was not taking enough risks in bed, and Andrew suggested choking her and other more risque behaviors to focus his girlfriend's libido. Of course, this paralleled Myka's orgasm problems and in the interest of solving the matter a new contest has been designed. All the men out there, this is your chance. Call in and suggest the way you think you can make Myka orgasm, and if it has not been tried on her already, you move on to the next round. From there, Danny and the crew will determine who they think would stand the best chance at making Myka ejaculate across the room, and pit him against Myka's current boyfriend. If you can get him to admit that you could do a better job at getting her to orgasm than he has tried, you are cleared to have a go at it. Good luck, lovers! The Sklar brothers made their appearance towards the end of the show and were pleasantly surprised when Danny knew which Sklar was which. (Jason= glasses, Randy= no glasses.) The twins discussed their popular Andrew "Dice" Clay bit and Danny molested Jason about being the "Edgy" brother. While both are married, Randy has a couple offspring while Jason has none yet, and in a plea to keep the status-quo, Danny wished for Jason's pregnant wife to miscarry. Jason compromised and promised to give his baby away for adoption once born. Good guys, those Sklars. Check them out tonight and Saturday night at Comix, they are doing two shows a night with excellent guests. And that was the show. Tune in next week for Todd Barry, Ted Alexandro, and Greer Barns. Also, updates on the possible murder of Pauly Confusion and the search for Myka's orgasm. Ciao!