Steve Mittleman

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How does it feel to have Extreme Makeover come to you and ask if they can perform almost $100K worth of surgery on your face? Comical Radio was joined in the studio today by comedy legend Steve Mittleman and his brand new face. Besides the Da Vinci veneers at 3 grand a pop, his most noticeable change was from rhinoplasty where the doctors trimmed his nose from orthodox to conservative Judaism.
Afraid you won't recognize Steve with all his fancy new parts? Don't worry, you probably wouldn't have recognized him anyway. He's had thirty years in the business, performed on Carson, is entirely successful, but missed out on some fame making moments. He told Danny and the crew he was called in for an episode of Seinfled, but had to turn it down because he was on tour performing for some Jews in Atlanta. I'm sure they appreciated the sacrifice, along with the nice young man who brings the bread rolls.
The same man who beat Eddie Murphy in New York's laugh off comeptition years ago is the same man you might catch on a cruise saying, "The sushi is so fresh it is eating the other sushi!"
Don't worry, he also deserves the credit for writing one of Dangerfield's most famous jokes, "My mom hated me so much she breast-fed me through a straw."